oh goodie

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 04/07/2018 at 03:16 • Filed to: None

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kinda got very drunk and forgot part of last night

didnt leave anything terrible on oppo

looks like the damage is just a brokeified pinkie and a snapped bikechain (and apparantly a fuckton more beer i dont remember buying but as its here i guess i have to drink it )

have what popped up on google when i searched for awesome car for your time

(eta) coz im an idiot i just decked whilst walking me bike to the shop.. walking along i decided stepping would be much quicker.. kinda overlooked the minor detail of the pedals having no resistance without a chain connecting them to the rear wheel... so when i put me weight on the pedal it happily spun round leaving me to faceplant and end up as a sad pile of part man part bicycle on the sidewalk

its a miracle ive made it to my age despite being an accident prone moron :)

boredalways > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/07/2018 at 03:48

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*SPOILER* I’m right there with you!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 04/07/2018 at 04:02

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excellent :)

but also

crap....... gonna cost me :(

(borrowed the wifes phone to not be a caveman for a minute and take pic)

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/07/2018 at 07:19

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That’s gone well. At least your hanger seems to be still intact. Nor does the derailleur appear bent. So from this angle it appears some drunken fool broke the chain...and there’s no mention of broken bones, concussion or contusion. Wins all round!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/07/2018 at 07:30

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eh my pinky is pretty swolen and cut up... but other than that no damage... bike lost a spoke in the rear wheel but other than the chain wich was overdue for replacement anyway nothning overly spensive got broke

we good :)

(tho.... as all the cogs are worn too this is still gonna cost me to fix.... welp such is life.... at least i still have beer in the fridge)(i may be a slow learner)

functionoverfashion > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/07/2018 at 14:25

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*wakes up, checks oppo*

*sees 3-digit number in little blue circle*

*goes back to bed*

boredalways > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/07/2018 at 17:29

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I’m just now feeling “normal”. Glad you’re ok, generally speaking.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 04/07/2018 at 17:33

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cheers mate :)